Not sure how to add new pages but figured I would post it in the forum first anyway.
Personal Demise Glasses
Price: £10,000 per pair
These glasses make for a very interesting conversation piece or party game. Simply put on a pair and you will suddenly see a trail imposed over the ground as if by magic! Follow the trail and you will eventually find yourself at a large "X" shape burned into the ground. Remove the glasses and marvel as the trail and "X" both disappear before your very eyes!
Sadly, the "X" does not mark an exotic buried treasure but is what we call a personal demise location. If you stand in that spot and wait a short time you will experience something very surprising but ultimately fatal.
It is recommended that customers do not stand in the personal demise location.
Personal Demise Glasses are shipped in a high quality impact resistant plastic case.
Mr S from New York
I added a pair of these to another order from you just for kicks and now I use them more than my main purchase! I love putting these on, looking out the window and trying to guess how I'm supposed to die while standing on the curb there.
Mrs C from Stockholm
I left a pair of these on my husband's desk and his curiosity did the rest. You saved me the effort of divorcing the cheating bastard.
The box of Personal Demise Glasses is to be kept locked in closet A-6.
No special precautions are necessary.
"Still undergoing the process of tracking down the original manufacturer of these glasses. The distributor whose name was on the shipping label does not appear to exist. A pair is currently undergoing testing to determine if they might have been exposed to any exotic substances or radiation in case they are a "leak" from another dimension."